I got this cheap guitar,
in my hands
I got this cheap cigar,
in my lungs.
I don't expect ya all,
to understand.
Maybe I got,
too much acid on my tongue.
    I got this cheap guitar,
    I'll take it near and far,
    Maybe to China,
    Where they could make it cheaper.
I got this Japanese car,
that I drive.
And it's the only thing that's
keepin me alive.
I don't know what I could say,
anymore
cause I'm caught in the loop of,
the great whore.
    I got this cheap guitar,
    I'll take it near and far,
    Maybe to China,
    Where they could make it cheaper.
          (c)2000 Woodham